Some Funny Quotes.

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April 18th, 2008

Dougie - “Why do they call them retards anyway? Are normal people tarded once and fucked up people get tarded again?”

Dougie - “So lets say Moses did part the Red Sea… What’s so impressive about that anyway? It’s like the kiddy pool of oceans…”

Anonymous - “i miss the straight foward ‘troubleshooting’…where it’s primarily
building a case to tell the customer that he is too stupid to own a
computer”

xxx: Need some information
(10:33:32) Doug: Radio Shack… You’ve got questions. They’ve got answers.
xxx: do they support dell 1950?

Finally…

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April 17th, 2008

This proves that there are people out there with the same sentiment as myself:

Having a salmon kind of day…

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April 17th, 2008

Feels like you’ve been swimming up stream all day just to get fucked and die.

Seagull Manager

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April 17th, 2008

A manager that swoops in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everything and then flies away leaving a big mess for you to clean up.

VW Bus

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April 16th, 2008

I’ve started referring to VW buses as “Nazi Sleds”. I now constantly ask proponents of VW vehicles why they are still supporting Hitler.