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I think I want to become a dairy farmer when I grow up because cows don’t have email.  I would make cheese, but I think cheese does have email.  The other day I saw a piece of Gouda posting an update on twitter.  In all fairness though, it was a Lowes Food so the cheese was kind of snooty.

Cows are wonderful, not only can you sell the dairy and the cows, I can sell their poop too.
They are like super animals, I can see why Hindus worship them as gods.
I worship them too, but in the form of a double quarter pounder with cheese.
I wonder if a cow has ever made the milk for the cheese that went on the burger made from the cow.
Almost sounds like some kind of crazy bovine paradox.