More Funny Quotes…

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April 18th, 2008

Dougie: I’m punching out expedites today like a Mexican picking fruit…

Strunk: We are getting to be like the OnStar for google.com…

Sleep is overrated…
Over and over again I attempted to type a capital 3 today and just kept making # signs… Again.
-Dougie

I hate Austin traffic…
“Why the fuck are you stopping!? There better be an overturned bus of dead girlscouts ahead or something!”
-Dougie

ITIL Training Sucks…
“Managing Shrinkage” That’s something to the effect of finding warmth, right?”
-Dougie

Funny…
Eli: you know, i paid $1.36 for this bagel downstairs
Eli: and i didn’t even get a complimentary blowjob
-Dougie

Not so much good beer…
Arthur: This tastes like pinecones…

Not in my world…
1:12:18 PM CEO: b/c no one thinks ahead
1:12:26 PM CEO: what’s easy == what’s best
1:12:42 PM CEO: == means is not equal in case you’re wondering
1:13:18 PM Engineer: actually != means is not equal in programing … == means is equal …. just fyi
1:13:34 PM CEO: not in my world, not in Java according to the guy that taught it to me

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